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“Ever notice that people who believe in creationism look really…” quote by Bill Hicks — Download Open image

“Ever notice that people who believe in creationism look really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day." Yeah, looks like he rushed it.”

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