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“'Where's Bill going?' He's going to comedy death. Boom! He pops out of it with another joke. It's my particular style.” quote by Bill Hicks — Download Open image

“'Where's Bill going?' He's going to comedy death. Boom! He pops out of it with another joke. It's my particular style.”

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I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes]

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not all drugs are good.. some of them are great

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If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.

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I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.

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How many people disapprove of the job the Conservatives are doing? Seventy percent. Of those same people, how many will vote for them again?…

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BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You're not a human being until you're in my phone book.

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Christianity has a built-in defense system: anything that questions a belief, no matter how logical the argument is, is the work of Satan by the very fact that it makes you question a belief. It's a very interesting defense mechanism and the only way to get by it -- and believe me, I was raised Southern Baptist -- is to…

I'm just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious...

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I was told when I grew up I could be anything I wanted: a fireman, a policeman, a doctor – even President, it seemed. And for the first time in the history of mankind, something new, called an astronaut. But like so many kids brought up on a steady diet of Westerns, I always wanted to be the avenging cowboy…

Good comedy helps people know they're not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.

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People ask me what I think about that woman priest thing. What, a woman priest? Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both…

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Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously.

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Some of the folks on both sides might be sincere, but it does seem as if it is only the opposition that cares about…

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[Sport officials] blocked their support of us. But those individuals [ Muhammad Ali, the Jim Browns, the Bill Russells, Kareem Abdul Jabbar ] were…

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Simple fairness dictates that government must not raise taxes on families struggling to pay their bills.

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[A]s you partake of the world's bill of fare, that's darned good advice to follow. Do a lot of spitting out the hot air.…

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I will not agree to have this bill [to repeal DADT ] go forward, because our economy is in the tank.

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This is not really currency that circulates. It's like the old joke about expensive vintage wine. Wine prices will go up and once in a while somebody will buy a 50-year-old bottle of wine and say, "Wait a minute. This has gone bad." The answer is, "Well, that wine isn't for drinking; that's for trading." These $100 bills aren't meant…

If Bill Gates left Microsoft we wouldn't allow Donald Trump to run it.

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Your goal should be to pay off your credit card bills in full at the end of each month and set aside money toward…

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He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see.

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There's nothing nice about Steve Jobs and there's nothing evil about Bill Gates

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At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you…

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