After miraculously surviving two heart surgeries, pneumonia and a mild stroke, at 82 my grandfather was no longer able to care for… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I had just finished working on a play, and we started to talk to the 'Happy Endings' folks. There was interest from… — James Wolk Copy Share Image
“Caroline's lips thinned, her face flushed. "My husband, sir, has more secrets in his tiny, insignificant mind than the entire British War… — Adele Ashworth Copy Share Image
There's a specific location in Hong Kong called Mong Kok. There's a stereotype that people there dress funny, they're rude, etc. Just… — Jackson Wang Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. You were an escalator, and I was a flight of stairs. You thought I was a… — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“We found it!" Charlotte yelled, as they ran back through the house. "We found it, we found it!" Eddie, Mr. Mallery, and… — Shannon Hale Copy Share Image
I like when they say a movie is inspired by a true story. That's kind of silly. "Hey, Mitch, did you hear… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Never a dull moment,” he muttered. They’d been flash and bang from the first moment they’d met. “Yeah, well, if you weren’t… — Abigail Roux & Madeleine Urban Copy Share Image
Acting, for me, has never been about wanting attention or wanting to be seen. It's funny that I'm in a profession where… — Jessica Chastain Copy Share Image
“Tom Cruise isn't that big of a guy," my mom always says. I love how she tries to avoid using the word… — A.E. Cannon Copy Share Image
There was a product on late night TV that you could attach to your garden hose - "You can water your hard-to-reach… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I've noticed, as a comedy fan, that I really like Paul Thomas Anderson or Quentin Tarantino because when they're funny, they're actually… — Paul Rust Copy Share Image
“Girls, on the other hand, have always come easy. I don't know why that is, exactly. Maybe it's the outsider vibe and… — Kendare Blake Copy Share Image
“No, no, no! I am not giving birth backstage at a rock concert. I need to be in a hospital, pumped full… — S.C. Stephens Copy Share Image
I try to make a film that's very entertaining, very funny, but also gives you something to think about. And the strongest… — Terry Zwigoff Copy Share Image
It's a funny thing, my relationship with Deep Purple. I already felt the pain and confusion of trying to replace Ritchie Blackmore,… — Joe Satriani Copy Share Image
In music, you ain't really got to be able to sing. In comedy, you may be cute, you may be able to… — Amanda Seales Copy Share Image
With any of the movies I've had a chance to do, or any of the TV shows I've had a chance to… — John Cena Copy Share Image
There's nothing I dislike more than being in a photo shoot where they say, 'Be yourself.' That's not why I became an… — Margot Robbie Copy Share Image
Sometimes if I really want to get someone's attention, I'll start a sentence with something like, "I'm not racist, but..." I say,… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
It's funny, there's all these slogans like 'you're never too old to keep dreaming.' You know it's funny how in the basketball… — Diana Taurasi Copy Share Image
“Okay, first of all, I didn’t sleep with you to make amends. I slept with you because I wanted to.” He still… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
It's funny - when I first started as an actor, obviously there were long periods of being idle and all you want… — Neil Jackson Copy Share Image
Do you think it's funny to be so serious when I'm not even out of high school?' she asked. 'I don't see… — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
“The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
My general sensibility is most certainly comedic. But when I signed with my manager, he said, 'I think you could do dramatic… — Benjamin Koldyke Copy Share Image
“You see I've been taking these tests to tell when I'm ovulating and when I'm mostfertile. And well...it's now." "Oh, so you… — Katie Ashley Copy Share Image
“So that's it?" Kenji says. "You just like him for his personality, huh?" "What?" "All of this," Kenji says, waving a hand… — Tahereh Mafi Copy Share Image
When I play a game, I want to play, not necessarily laugh. If you try to make me laugh at the expense… — Doug TenNapel Copy Share Image
“...so much has been laid on the sunset—heavy-handed metaphors, sentimental music. Everyone’s always walking into them, and that is some very intense… — Kirk Farber Copy Share Image
I had the classic 40 meltdown. I did. It's embarrassing. It was pretty funny. But then I recovered. To me, it was… — Keanu Reeves Copy Share Image
“They're not going to arrest you,' Skulduggery said as they walked through the door. 'They might glare at you and say angry… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“He texts back: I love you. I'm starting to text back, I love you, too, when my phone rings. It's Peter's house… — Jenny Han Copy Share Image
“When I go to the bathrooms, I cannot take off my pants as before; because there is a light continuously blinking like… — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
If, sir, men were all virtuous, I should with great alacrity teach them all to fly. But what would be the security… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
What I fell in love with as a child was 'My Fair Lady,' 'Funny Face,' 'American in Paris,' and 'Singin' in the… — Dianna Agron Copy Share Image
As an adult, I'm not supposed to go down slides. So if I'm at the top of a slide, I have to… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
The heroines in 'That's What She Said' are flawed, messy, damaged, hilarious and culpable and not really concerned about being acceptable to… — Carrie Preston Copy Share Image
I wasn't the class clown. I wasn't that obvious. There would be a circle of guys, and they're watching the class clown.… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
Australians are decent people with the right instincts and they wish everybody well; but if all is not well, it is none… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
