For a culture that has such a problem with death, we seem to deal with it in a quite bizarre way. We… — Michael Sheen Copy Share Image
A cultural thing that is funny to me is that every time I go out in D.C. after a show, all the… — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
I don't necessarily like wearing lipstick; I just think it's funny to do. I think the darker the better, but it's whatever… — Mac DeMarco Copy Share Image
“Back in my State, I'm very close to being able to control the weather. I'll be all-powerful, once I've figured that out.” — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“Wiping the rivulet of sweat running down my ear with the bottom of my muscle shirt, I snuck a sniff under my… — Julie Anne Peters Copy Share Image
The funny thing is that I'm the girl who no one sees at the beach. Ask anyone who's traveled with me. Normally,… — Vera Wang Copy Share Image
Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange… — A Josland Copy Share Image
“Poppy, you wound me. In my heart,' he said, placing his hand over his chest. 'Again.' 'Don't whine. You'll heal. Again,' I… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
Matt and I have set a date. Matt and I will tie the knot New Years Day in the town of Swampscott,… — Ben Affleck Copy Share Image
I would do it today because the thing that appealed to me was not necessarily the mechanics of the robot, but it… — John Badham Copy Share Image
There are certain sorts of jokes which have only to do with the substitution of the unexpected word in a familiar context.… — Tom Stoppard Copy Share Image
I'm not a naturally funny person, and I also can't dance, so I feel like I'm lacking the key things that you… — Benee Copy Share Image
I grew up between Detroit and Ghana, and I had to make friends in an instant. It sharpened my wit, and also,… — Sam Richardson Copy Share Image
Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most… — Gary Bolden Copy Share Image
You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
Fashion is a funny thing to talk about. I think what you wear is definitely an extension of you, but I also… — Tessa Thompson Copy Share Image
What intrigues me is that there are funny people in the real East End. It's famous for it. There'd be blokes dressing… — David Jason Copy Share Image
I am one of the unpraised, unrewarded millions without whom Statistics would be a bankrupt science. It is we who are born,… — Logan Pearsall Smith Copy Share Image
I like things that are funny - in everyday conversation, in incidents that you see, in watching TV or watching film. Comedy… — Patrick Stewart Copy Share Image
“Lovers do things together! They rent videos, they ride Ferris wheels, they go out for pizza, they play Scrabble. They . .… — Shannon McKenna Copy Share Image
There is this idea in comedy that you don't want to look like you care about your appearance because that takes away… — Steve Howey Copy Share Image
Just Got The Power Back On Here(: We Had a Bad Storm Knocked Down Alot Of Trees And Power Lines. But Everything's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I read the script for Wonder Boys, and I said that was almost perfect, it was so classy, cool and funny. It's… — Robert Downey, Jr Copy Share Image
According to the laws of physics a Bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but a Bumblebee doesn't know this, so it flies! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's spelled, like, S-E-R-G. I always thought it would be funny if I called my son 'Sir.' Like calling your daughter 'Ma'am,'… — Pamela Adlon Copy Share Image
Both Miss Lavinia and Miss Clarissa had a superstition, however, that he would have declared his passion, if he had not been… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
It's funny, I can sit through the worst horror film ever made but even a quite good romantic comedy can drive me… — Jason Reitman Copy Share Image
I've never been funny. I don't think I'm funny. People say I'm funny. I go, 'No. No. I'm not.' But again, knowing… — Tamlyn Tomita Copy Share Image
Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can't explain that. You can't explain why the tide goes in. — Bill O'Reilly Copy Share Image
Everyone knows that a man can marry even if he reaches the age of 102, is penniless, and has all his facilities… — Amy Vanderbilt Copy Share Image
Tennis is a funny game, and it takes a life-time of keeping one's eyes open on the circuit to have any chance… — Sania Mirza Copy Share Image
AT&T is now offering a new service that allows you to pay your bills through your TV screen by using your remote… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
STOREROOM: The distance required between the supermarket aisles so that children in shopping carts can't quite reach anything. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Of course 'we humans' have a funny relationship with the beings with whom we share our planet. We eat them, we care… — April Gornik Copy Share Image
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“What the hell?” Ian asked, holding his hands over the front of his Christmas briefs. Sara had ordered them from the Internet,… — Rose Wynters Copy Share Image
When I was a kid I used to hate getting picked for team sports. It would be the fit and sporty guys… — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
The Common Law of England has been laboriously built about a mythical figure-the figure of 'The Reasonable Man'. — A. P. Herbert Copy Share Image
For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post… — Stephanie Copy Share Image
Money won't ever make you happy, nor was it ever meant to. Happiness comes from within. Money at best will make you… — James Arthur Ray Copy Share Image
