Funny Quote by Anonymous

Attention men! Your penis is not Pinocchio's nose! It will not get bigger if you lie!

— Sarah Moores

Dear boys, Being a dick isn't going to make yours bigger.

— Makayla Mason

It's not the size of the nose that matters, it's what's inside that counts.

— Steve Martin

Dear pinnochio, so all I have to do is lie. sincerely voldemort.

— Author Name

Dear Boys, Being a dick isnt going to make yours bigger. Just saying.

— Anonymous

Dear Boyz, Being a dick isn't going to make ur's any bigger ...:P

— CrYsTaL

“Maybe one day I’ll be a real boy. Maybe then my untruthful nose won’t be longer than my truthfully aroused penis.”

— Jarod Kintz

Lie to me Pinocchio

— Carlo Collodi

Dear Guys, Being a dick, wont make yours bigger!

— Kenzie-ann

My nose isn't big. I just happen to have a very small head.

— Jimmy Durante

Dear boys, being a dick doesn't make yours biger! just saying

— Tamika-leeigh

“Let’s go before you whip your dick out to see which one is bigger.” “Babe, he can’t win there either. You’ve seen my dick.…

— Natasha Madison