You shouldn't get too close to the truth, because then maybe you stop being funny. — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but the fly comes close. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
If you have Julia Roberts in a movie youre never really afraid for her because you know shes not going to die. — Jennifer Tilly Copy Share Image
I wish Twitter would notify me when someone UN-followed me, that way I could go star it. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I snootily say I can't take too many dramatic parts, as it's taking work from actors who aren't funny. — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
History is never antiquated, because humanity is always fundamentally the same. — Walter Rauschenbusch Copy Share Image
I was taught that you can't be a healthy individual without art, music, or nature in your life. All my art is… — Michael Horse Copy Share Image
It's a funny thing when you finally have an excuse to get all of your favorite people from all corners of the… — Brooke Baldwin Copy Share Image
“You're funny, which you can't be if you're not smart. Dad says it's harder to make someone laugh than it is to… — Cath Crowley Copy Share Image
Many readers judge of the power of a book by the shock it gives their feelings - as some savage tribes determine… — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Copy Share Image
“So, you invite a wild rabbit living in Italy to a party on the island of Crete. What’s it supposed to do,… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Obviously, it was an amazing feeling to play for Liverpool for the first time. It was a little bit funny to be… — Jordan Henderson Copy Share Image
There's this guy, it's so funny, who sends me DMs which are always a random picture of him with a glass of… — Jamie-Lee O'Donnell Copy Share Image
Those who are pleased with the fewest things know the least, as those who are pleased with everything know nothing. — William Hazlitt Copy Share Image
