You must never imagine, that just because something is funny, it is not also dangerous. — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
'Silence Kid' starts with a broken classic-rock intro. It's funny to hear us do that. Obviously, we weren't skillful rock stars. Then… — Stephen Malkmus Copy Share Image
“Don't mind her," Kip said to Nicki. "She's just crabby from the long ride." "Yeah, I've been riding with...I mean on...a horse's… — Shawn Keenan Copy Share Image
There’s a tremendous power in using the least amount of information to get a point across. — Rick Rubin Copy Share Image
“In spite of being complicated people choose superstitions over common sense.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
Jesus died for your sins. I'm doing it for your mere entertainment dollar. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Worst thing about being sick: loosing your voice so you can't sing without sounding like a dying frog... — Guardian Copy Share Image
Don't forget to tell everyone how you hate Mondays, because we were all wondering how you feel about them. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If we did not have a feminine being within us, how would we rest ourselves? — Gaston Bachelard Copy Share Image
A good friend would bail you out of jail, but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying,… — Gorgeous_girl Copy Share Image
I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life...so, something that is potentially four months down the… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
Losing your phone in your blanket and having to throw the blanket around until it falls out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you've had a relationship with anybody in your life and you both know what that relationship is, you don't have to… — Guy Pearce Copy Share Image
I know I can be diva-ish sometimes, but I have to be in control. The nature of my life, the nature of… — Mariah Carey Copy Share Image
Volleyball is one of the most interactive games going. It is a game of intuition, imagination, improvisation - but most of all,… — Marv Dunphy Copy Share Image
