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*BEFORE YOU KISS A GIRL* - Grab her waist. - Pull her close to you. - Look into her eyes. - Look… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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I have spent most of my life unlearning things that were proved not to be true — R. Buckminster Fuller Copy Share Image
When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
And of course Marc Cherry heightens it and makes it hilarious. But there's so many universal themes in the show, and he… — James Denton Copy Share Image
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If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees. That'll do them in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Rich widows are the only second-hand goods that sell at prime cost. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
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