What I need is a search engine that, no matter what I type in, comes back with GO BACK TO WORK. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I'm happy to start on one topic and end on another one entirely, as long as it's funny. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
You never know / What opportunity / Is going to travel to you, / Or through you. — Mary Oliver Copy Share Image
My summer vacation consists of periodically noticing the exotic beach location I use as a desktop pattern. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You may think it's funny to pick on someone but guess what, it's NOT! You don't know what's going on in their… — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
I did a radio interview; the DJ's first question was "Who are you?" I had to think. Is this guy really deep,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Dad, I'm hungry Hi Hungry, I'm dad. Dad, I'm serious. I thought you were Hungry. Are you kidding me? Nope, I'm Dad. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Before you tell yourself you have no right to invent this or improve that, remind yourself that the person before you had… — Seth Godin Copy Share Image
“It's a joke in the zoo business, a weary joke, that the paperwork involved in trading a shrew weighs more than an… — Yann Martel Copy Share Image
Frank once slipped something into the pocket of a luggage handler at the airport and said: "Have a drink on me." The… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
In time your heart will heal. Have a little faith in your decision, I know it wasn't an easy one for you… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“It’s funny how much easier it is to see others’ shortcomings and give advice when you’re not personally involved, for it’s almost… — Isabel Lopez Copy Share Image
