Just because a thing is funny doesnt mean it doesnt have a mystery. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Some laugh at me because they think I am different; I laugh at them because I think they are all the same. — Unkown Copy Share Image
My sarcasm only gets me in trouble when my brain-to-mouth filter is malfunctioning — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“In the field, one quickly learns that everything that was funny at age ten is funny all over again.” — Neil Strauss Copy Share Image
“That’s my son you’re torturing, miss,’ said Xena. ‘And that’s my employee you’ve got there,’ said Kenneby.” — Surabhi Singh Copy Share Image
It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Someone who is always there for you? -Joseph. He's always right but Inever listen. I know exactly whoto go to when I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Blowjobs are the second best thing a woman can ever do with her mouth, the first best thing is shutting the fuck… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
The most minor gifts and not a very high class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley Temple could do it… — Katharine Hepburn Copy Share Image
Vanessa: [with Lisa] A friend of ours is being beaten by her husband and we want to know what we should do.… — Madea Copy Share Image
Perhaps since I have been using the Synthaxe, it might have made it easier for people to listen to me, in a… — Allan Holdsworth Copy Share Image
I was born in Alabama. I was raised in Georgia. I'm so Southern I'm related to myself. I have a 12-year-old daughter.… — Brett Butler Copy Share Image
The country has always been governed by a coalition but today it is governed by a so-called Grand Coalition which is a… — George Mikes Copy Share Image