I Only Say The Truth! When I know it can't take me to jail or take ma life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
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“Only Uncle Pascha ignored her. He was contemplating his chessboard. She doubted that he'd move his piece today. It had been his… — Sarah Beth Durst Copy Share Image
I never came across a character who was brilliant, funny, flawed and just happened to have a disability. That's why I've written… — Rosie Jones Copy Share Image
My mum told me the best time to ask my dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I'd ever… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
Faith is more than thinking something is true. Faith is thinking something is true to the extent that we act on it. — W. T. Purkiser Copy Share Image
“No one knew how old she was, but she vaguely remembered waving to President Coolidge. She still had all of her marbles,… — Ellen Klages Copy Share Image
My mom wasn't so much such a great cook. But I don't know, I think I have a very strong mother, and… — April Bloomfield Copy Share Image
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