Funny Quote by Ellen Klages

“She still had all of her marbles, though every one of them was a bit odd and rolled asymmetrically. She”

— Ellen Klages

“She's a charming middle-aged lady with a face like a bucket of mud and if she has washed her hair since Coolidge's second term…

— Raymond Chandler

“My grandmother had no time for old, no matter how her face crinkled or her days folded like an apron around her middle.”

— April Michelle Bratten

“She could find no purchase on the older woman’s marble-smooth countenance. There were no cracks to give her a view into her soul.”

— Frances Hardinge

“If there was one thing she knew by then, by age twenty-two, it was that she had to get far away and stay away.…

— Nicole Mones

“She was old; millions of years old, she felt. And at last, she could bear the burden of herself no more.”

— D.H. Lawrence

“In college, twenty-nine had seemed impossibly old. By now, she'd thought, she'd be married and have kids. But as each year went by, she…

— Jennifer Close

“When Blair bites her lower lip she’s eighteen again.”

— Bret Easton Ellis

“She didn’t look any older, so far as she could tell from the mirror, but her heart felt like somebody had been scraping the…

— Ursula Vernon

“As we get older, we’re all going to lose a few of our marbles.”

— Michael E. Kinsley

“You only realized how old you had gotten when in the presence of the people you used to know. When you saw how old…

— J Courtney Sullivan

“It is only glass, you know. Nothing fine or grand.Your Mother knew it, when she accepted it with my hand.And she knew I danced…

— Heather Dixon