Because you cannot see outside of you what you fail to see inside. — Anthony de Mello Copy Share Image
What's the WiFi password here? is the new Finally I decided to visit you — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you remember something funny, and cant stop smiling like an idiot. — EwshyCrazyness Copy Share Image
“...which, of course, is how I developed my love for both Kabuki theater and marshmallow Peeps.” — Jimmy Gownley Copy Share Image
No, I did not want the receipt, but now that you've asked, I'm getting suspicious. So yes please I want it. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've never known a musician who regretted being one. Music itself is not going to let you down. — Virgil Thomson Copy Share Image
The problem with loving is that pets don't last long enough and people last too long. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Next," said Mrs Wilfer with a wave of her gloves, expressive of abdication under protest from the culinary throne, "I would recommend… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“You don’t have any friends, your sister dumped you, you’re a freak eater..and you’ve got some weird thing about Simon Snow." "I… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
This blonde chick called me the other day. I couldn't stop laughing at her, because the first thing she said was, can… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When a boy's first romantic interlude is with Pheobe the Dog-Faced Girl, he feels a need to get out into the world… — Annette Curtis Klause Copy Share Image
What's the difference between a penás and a práck? A penás is fun, sexy and satisfying. A práck is the guy connected… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I do find comedy difficult. I don't know why. Maybe I think about it too much. There's a tremendous amount of pressure… — Michelle Pfeiffer Copy Share Image
I view the tea-drinking as a destroyer of health, an enfeebler of the frome, an engender of effeminacy and laziness, a debaucher… — William Cobbett Copy Share Image
In 1879 chocolate and peanut butter joined forces. But shut and up joined forces hundreds of centuries before. Both still to this… — Ash Sweeney Copy Share Image