I saw a guy wearing a "What Would Jesus Do?" bracelet and a Lance Armstrong bracelet, and he went up to this… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
“And maybe . . . maybe he’ll even get more comfortable having me around. Open up, wanna chat more, and we’ll become… — T.L. Martin Copy Share Image
The authority of the civil defense ... issued a warning to the civilian population not to pick up any of those pencils… — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf Copy Share Image
I don't know what I want to be when I grow up. It's funny - people ask me that, and I don't… — Mackenzie Rosman Copy Share Image
It's never fun to run out of gas while on a road trip, But the adventure of trying to find gas when… — Ryan Bingham Copy Share Image
I just got engaged. My fiancée won't take my name because Lisa Levin sounds awful. So she's just going to remain Lisa… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Simplified living is about more than doing less. It’s being who God called us to be, with a wholehearted, single-minded focus. — Bill Hybels Copy Share Image
Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
3 men were drunk,they stopped a taxi.The taxi driver figured that they were drunk,he just switched on the engine & switched it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I named it 'Girl Problems,' I knew I would be inviting some interesting questions and some funny questions, but that was… — Chris Lane Copy Share Image
The good news is that even if your early crepes have funny lumps and bulges or aren't paper-thin, they're still gonna be… — J. Kenji Lopez-Alt Copy Share Image
“What I don’t get is how this helps me. You two get superpowers, and I get what?”Cian smiled broadly. “You have a… — Sophie Oak Copy Share Image
I guess I'm pleased and proud of the respect of my peers, and that when I disappear from the scene or from… — Robert Klein Copy Share Image
