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I'm really not that funny in real life. But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh. — Carol Burnett Copy Share Image
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“The many joys of leadership, he thought, chuckling. “What’s funny?” Larry asked, looking at him. “Just thinking of the parents,” Mitchell replied.… — Ron Ripley Copy Share Image
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