Funny Quote by Ron Ripley

“Bruce, what’s going on?” Larry asked when he picked up. “You need to come here,” Bruce said. “You need to come over to Deer…

— Ron Ripley

“On another memorable hunt, a lone mallard came in. Jase told Phil, “Let’s let Willie take this one.” Now, I know why he said…

— Willie Robertson

“Jim, did your father really blow his brains out because of your mother?" "Yeah.He was on the telephone.He told her he had a gun.He…

— Charles Bukowski

“Robert is, of course, at the theater, but it’s true that Jeff isn’t alone. Behind him, Lulu holds up two bottles of tequila, and…

— Christina Lauren

“I thought my mum would be probably rather have us round for tea in her room, but Larry said he wanted to take he…

— J.L. Merrow

“Hey Gus. You okay?” “I feel like Bruce Lee is battling Mike Tyson inside my skull.” He sounds like he’s on the losing end. “Who’s winning?” I…

— Kim Holden

“So, you used to come up here, too, and escape all the girl drama?" I said and chuckled when his cheeks turned a little…

— Shelly Crane

“ 'You must've been waiting for someone like me to come along,' I said. I meant, because of the big bed. But Larry looked…

— J.L. Merrow

“He could easily slip and pull the trigger and accidently shoot me in the eye. A grating pain struck my shoulder blade from behind.…

— Steven Keith Hunter

“Jason felt all the blood drain out of his face. He stood there as the reality of Mitch’s words hit him hard. One day…

— R.L. Mathewson

“The largest one laughed. Until Natalya's glass shard plugged his jugular. Regin aimed and pulled the trigger. The gun kicked as bullets sprayed. It…

— Kresley Cole

“You're not my boss, Alan." He returned to his game. Honestly, my first instinct was to smack the kid, but i doubted that would…

— Richard Paul Evans