I got my sense of humor from my grandmother. You know, my grandmother was very funny. — Paul Mooney Copy Share Image
“Short on friends, your highness?" "And long on enemies," replied Nikolai.” — Leigh Bardugo Copy Share Image
When you are not treated seriously, you develop comically. Its sense of oneself is so fractured and fragile that it's like the… — Scott Thompson Copy Share Image
Guys, if you keep a you-know-what in your wallet, it's only good for a month or two. So, out with the old,… — Alec Straub Copy Share Image
“Jesper knocked his head against the hull and cast his eyes heavenward. “Fine. But if Pekka Rollins kills us all, I’m going… — Leigh Bardugo Copy Share Image
With comedy, the jokes will come out, and people will see them coming. Changes in daily life or current events can change… — Robert Lopez Copy Share Image
A Christian isn't necessarily any nicer than anybody else, just better informed. — Frederick Buechner Copy Share Image
FACT of GOOGLE: 50% of the people use it well..as a search engine.... The other 50% of the people use it to… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
In London there was no home cooking worthy of the name. When you were in funds you ate out. But only the… — Clive James Copy Share Image
“He stared at her neck. Realization pulsed. He was looking at the bite he had given her. A hard length was growing… — Thea Harrison Copy Share Image
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, he sings. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“And how did you know about that?” Seven looked at his watch. Chase held up a hand. “Let me guess, in two… — Adrienne Wilder Copy Share Image
I do think I am funny, or I wouldn't be where I am today. I do think there is always room for… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
It's just funny because I think a long time back I was not a fan favorite at all, and now people have… — Ben Askren Copy Share Image
We Can Be Like Mc Donalds and Burger King; I'll Have It My Way, And You'll Be Lovin' It. — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
Calling an engineer an applied scientist is like calling an artistic painter an applied pigment chemist — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Especially the transcendental philosophy needs the leaven of humor to render it light and digestible. — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
