I never saw myself as a comedian. I saw myself as a guy who can act funny. — Charlie Day Copy Share Image
“A man is always devoted to something more tangible than a woman - the idea of her.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask: Are you sleeping? No. I'm training to die — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
Those who love the Gospel will love to be stirred by its truth all over again. — Alistair Begg Copy Share Image
I did a character called Captain Q for Nestle's Quik. Those commercials were kind of funny. — Adam West Copy Share Image
I suppose if we couldnt laugh at things that dont make sense, we couldnt react to a lot of life. — Calvin & Hobbes Copy Share Image
I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
One of my idols is my dad. All his work in Motown, and just the way he conducted himself as a human… — Redfoo Copy Share Image
We're kind of the comic relief of this movie because most of the stories are very dark. And that's why these plays… — Caroline Dhavernas Copy Share Image
My mom and dad always tried to make Christmas special for us. We were poor, but it's funny because we had no… — Johnny Mathis Copy Share Image
“Jean grinned down at her, and she handed him something in a small silk bag. 'What's this?' 'Lock of my hair, '… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
I have never bought into this view that some people have that the job of the comedian is to espouse opinions and… — Josh Widdicombe Copy Share Image
You are not competing with anyone else. You are only competing with yourself to do the best with whatever you have received. — L. Tom Perry Copy Share Image
Love is a sensation, caused by temptation when a guy sticks his location in a girls destination to increase the population for… — Bernajoy Vaal Copy Share Image
The torpid artist seeks inspiration at any cost, by virtue or by vice, by friend or by fiend, by prayer or by… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
