Funny Quote by Itsme867

When people see you lying down with your eyes closed and they still ask 'Are you sleeping?' I reply, 'No, I'm training to die.'

— Anonymous

Are you sleeping? No, I'm training how to die..

— Anonymous

People wake you up by asking Were you sleeping

— Bismark Frimpong

It Doesn't mean You're sleeping, if you Close your Eyes !

— Chandan Ray

I see you lying next to me, with words I thought i'd never speak, awake and unafraid, asleep or dead?

— Gerard Way

I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

— Anonymous

“Sleep is a patch of death, but three in the morn, full wide-eyed staring, is living death! You dream with your eyes open. God,…

— Ray Bradbury

“Lie on your back and keep your eyes open. If they start to close, focus on keeping them open. This trick works because it…

— Deepak Chopra

Everyone is just a hallucination, shadowy illusions they'll die. When I go to sleep you'll die when I wake up you'll reappear.

— Jeremy Limn

“Fall asleep. Yes, you fall asleep. You are awake and then you close your eyes and thoughts press in and lucidity invades but then,…

— Maggie Stiefvater

I'm gonna stay awake for you while you are sleeping, 'cause maybe I'm just afraid that if I close my eyes for a moment,…

— Jordan M

I sleep with one eye open so I can see you breathing

— Hawthorne Heights