If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front ... — Kemis Khan Copy Share Image
A brand that stands for what all brands stand for stands for nothing much. — Seth Godin Copy Share Image
And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they rent out my room. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Words are tools which automatically carve concepts out of experience. — Julian Huxley Copy Share Image
Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Ripped Jeans. & Gym Class The only two reasons to shave your legs in the winter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Cabel flicks his fingers at her, spraying her with water. Grinning. "Sure. I think I'm pretty lucky. I bet blind people have… — Lisa McMann Copy Share Image
If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
On the sixth day, God created the platypus. And God said: lets see the evolutionists try and figure this one out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
School is pointless. English: We speak it. History: They're dead. Math: We have calculators. Spanish: We have Dora. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stupid National Anthem... Look at this flag; Two bears fighting over a pineapple. What kind of message does that send to the… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
“Bind Merrimoth," he finally said, "and I'll do that think you like later." "It's not like my power reacts to the reward… — Jenn Bennett Copy Share Image
“I will accompany you,' Cardan says, rising. I open my mouth to explain all the reasons that he can't go. The problem… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
I think it's funny, if you look at Brian Cage, the guy calls himself 'The Machine.' 265 lbs and spends a lot… — Austin Aries Copy Share Image
