Funny Quote by Woody Allen

And my parents finally realize that I am kidnapped they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room!

— Woody Allen

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

— Woody Allen

They couldn't wait to get me out. My dad found my place, my mom helped me pack, and my brother was making architectural plans…

— Justine Bateman

People did not want to rent out their place to me. My dad had to come and meet my landlord. He had to assure…

— Nidhhi Agerwal

I bought my parents a home before they died, and they got to see that I was going to be all right. They always…

— Richard Pryor

My parents were dealing with evictions and repossessions and electricity getting shut off, and I just realized that I had to get it together.

— Dwayne Johnson

I finally moved out of my parents' house. It was only fair to let my sister have her own room.

— Kate Winslet

When I was kidnapped as a child my parents sent a letter to the hijackers me Pay 5,000 dollars or your back

— Rodney Dangerfield

My parents pretty much realized that I would do whatever I wanted, and that was it, really.

— Amy Winehouse

Sometimes I long for the parents I didn't have; that's a recurring nightmare.

— Kirk Franklin

My parents will be sad for a while, and they may even blame themselves, the way they do now. Eventually they'll come to peace…

— Julie Anne Peters

I finally moved out of my parent's house. It was only fair to let my sister have her own room.

— Kate Winslet