Children Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

— Woody Allen

When I was a kid I got no respect. The time I was kidnapped, and the kidnappers sent my parents a note they said,…

— Rodney Dangerfield

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

— Rodney Dangerfield

And my parents finally realize that I am kidnapped they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room!

— Woody Allen

I didn't actually rob anyone but once I was kidnapped by two older boys for half a day and they were trying to get…

— Ashley Walters

I went to prison, I paid my bill.

— George Michael

Stealing money from your parents - I feel like I did that a lot and I now know as an adult that your parents…

— Cameron Esposito

And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they rent out my room.

— Woody Allen

I stole a significant amount of money from a family member. I knew I was going to get caught, but I was so desperate…

— Cory Monteith

When I was released from prison 15 years ago, I was given a $25 check and a bus ticket and told to start my life over.

— Angela Stanton-King

My parents were travelers. Every time my parents got ten dollars ahead they went somewhere. That's what they did. So I got the bug…

— Pam Houston

With the first money I got, I built my parents a house back home, gave them a string of credit cards, and said 'Go.'

— Glen Campbell