Father Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

— Woody Allen

When I was kidnapped as a child my parents sent a letter to the hijackers me Pay 5,000 dollars or your back

— Rodney Dangerfield

In 1975, when my students were kidnapped by rebels, I was accused of hiding instead of trying to save them, and of not giving…

— Jane Goodall

I didn't actually rob anyone but once I was kidnapped by two older boys for half a day and they were trying to get…

— Ashley Walters

When I was a fetus, I used to sneak out at night when my mother was sleeping. I figured I should start stealing stuff…

— Steven Wright

Many years ago, I was found in compromising circumstances in a dressing room by a security man. The other person was hiding.

— Roger Allam

While I was in jail, they handcuffed me and took me to a backroom, where a detective from the FBI and a Secret Service…

— Sherman Austin

When I was 15, my parents left town for a month. They hid the keys to the car, but I found them.

— Danny Masterson

I got robbed once. A man pulled a gun on me and snatched my pocketbook in a car. I don't trust men that much…

— Marsha P. Johnson

I was held hostage and almost executed by a man who was robbing us in the middle of the night.

— William Hurt

I was arrested on suspicion of breach of Official Secrets Act in March 2003, but they didn't charge me until November. Now, the in-between…

— Katharine Gun

My daughters have grown up knowing all about my kidnapping and the case and what happened.

— Patty Hearst