Those funny memories that you randomly remember, and you can't stop smiling. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I came from a blue-collar family where we busted each other's chops and found the funny in tragedies. — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
I wasnt particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny. — Ryan Stiles Copy Share Image
I don't have kids, but I do understand family, and I understand how precious family is. — Lindsey Graham Copy Share Image
“I’m now ‘Doctor’ to the patients and I have to cover my ignorance by waving my arms and looking grave.” — Howard Florey Copy Share Image
Once comics become your life, you have to make decisions on what you spend your time on. — Faith Erin Hicks Copy Share Image
If life's not funny, then it's just true - and that would be unacceptable. — Billie Lourd Copy Share Image
Though I can make my extravaganzas appear credible, I cannot make the truth appear so. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
I am far from sure when I am acting and when I am not or, should I more frankly put it, when… — Laurence Olivier Copy Share Image
Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a… — Tim Allen Copy Share Image
Biggest influence is my parents. It's funny but my mom was the first one that allowed me to play tackle football. My… — Marcus Mariota Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night. We moved into a cabin in the countryside. I couldn't handle the spiders. You… — Michael Summers Copy Share Image
At the Harvard Business School, I really felt I had gained the ability to resolve difficult issues. But I also felt that… — Thomas G. Stemberg Copy Share Image
Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Crouchers move through a garden at a stoop: naming, gasping, horraying, admiring or coveting plants; Gapers saunter, smiling or sighing at what… — Mirabel Osler Copy Share Image
Justin Timberlake is everything, and what more could you want in a person? He's funny. He's cute. He's great. He just understands.… — Britney Spears Copy Share Image
