The moment you're laughing so hard and you try to stop, but youlook at the person and laugh again — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I live in a flat with 3 women, I call it surround sound. I keep the ugly one behind the sofa as… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore. — Yakov Smirnoff Copy Share Image
I remember when I was a kid , and I used to go on the computer just to use paint . The… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is the business of the artist to uncover the strangeness of truth — Flannery O'Connor Copy Share Image
I didn't give a fuck until I drank Red Bull. Now I don't give a flying fuck. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Part of me says that no life will work if I can't make this one right. — Blythe Danner Copy Share Image
“Meg, what I'm about to do - never, ever try this on your own." I felt a bit silly giving this advice… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
It is therefore correct to say that the senses do not err — not because they always judge rightly, but because they… — Immanuel Kant Copy Share Image
I tell ya, I knew my morning wasn't going right. When I put on my shirt the button fell off, when I… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
A phone is a form of communication, a kiss is a form of affection. A picture is a form of remembrance, CHOOSING… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WOMAN is the most harmless, self-controlled, well-mannered, undisturbed, non-violent human being…until her nail polish gets dried. — Asli Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is best assured when, instead of looking at each other, the two look out in the same direction; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“You know, If you weren't tiny, cute and remarkably innocent looking I'd be running away right now. This feels like the set-up… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
I have a spaniel that defrocked a nun last week. He took hold of the cord. I had hold of the leash.… — E. B. White Copy Share Image
