Funny Quote by Stephanie Perkins

“...it really struck me that, just as people might look at me and never imagine I'd worked as a prostitute, they must look at…

— Sophie Hayes

“Damn me for being half naked so I can’t escape. Instead, I’ve resorted to feeing into the bathroom, hiding like the desperate tart that…

— Jodi Ellen Malpas

“But at this moment I'm feeling the effect of being thrown from a moving car, held at gunpoint, and tossed through a plate-glass window.…

— Annabel Monaghan

“You're dying to meet my needs. You can't look away from my luscious half-naked body. The minute I opened the door you were pawing…

— Kylie Scott

“I wish I could line up naked the men I've slept with and just gloat for a hot minute. Beautiful creatures.”

— Crystal Woods

“I was fucked and I knew it. I had stupidly wandered into some epic rape palace run by meth-addicted hobos and bald men with…

— Karina Halle

“If it were nothing but sexual attraction I’m sure I would not suffer such unbearable humiliation. But I wanted so much more than her…

— Tahereh Mafi

“There’s nothing I can do to escape the weight of his eyes on me though. Even after I’ve slammed my door shut between us,…

— Julie Johnson

“What is really scary is running naked inside yourself, revealing the real you.”

— Wes Adamson

“You’re a man, darling. There’s something sick and twisted inside you, making you relish girly torture. I don’t understand it myself. Never did.”

— Linda Kage

“The look in her eyes told me that under any other circumstances, I would either already be naked with her on top of me,…

— Christina Lauren

“I'm getting creeped out. This it totally starting to sound like a horror flick, and everybody knows the hot chick dies first. Let's get…

— Maggie Stiefvater