There's a comedian, Paul Reiser, very funny. I remember reading his book when I first started comedy and I remember laughing like… — Nate Bargatze Copy Share Image
The moment where you give your friend the what the f-ck is this look during a test. — Orebela Gbenga Copy Share Image
Alright look, our policy is, if for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you. — Goodmanb Copy Share Image
You don't have to tell everything you know, but let what you do say be the truth as you understand it. — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
In Washington journalists can afford to live almost as well as people who work for a living. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I went to the doctor, and they found something in my bladder. And whenever they find something, it's never anything good like,… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
There is such a thing as raw, unalloyed, agendaless kindness. — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
Life should come with a remote. There are so many moments I'd give up my life for to pause, fast-forward, and rewind. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
If the Lord hasn't got a boyfriend lined up for me to marry, that's his business. — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
The movies I've made about the South, they were my experience and it's something that I know. — Billy Bob Thornton Copy Share Image
It has been said that a bride's attitude towards her betrothed can be summed up in three words: Aisle. Alter. Hymn. — Frank Muir Copy Share Image
When what's left of you gets around to what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth getting… — Danny Kaye Copy Share Image
