What the fuck is going up there - My stomach wondering while I'm chewing gum — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
That awful moment when you open your chapstick and its a disaster under that cap. — Evan Bruso Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you don't know how to continue the conversation. — Taimoor Khan Copy Share Image
Recent surveys show 3 out of 10 men have a problem with premature ejaculation. The rest just didn't really think it was a problem! — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Who says that Delhi Police is notdoing its job honestly. What proof is needed for the honesty and dedication with which DelhiPolice… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I go 'Come here, Stay!' After a while, the dog went insane and… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all time. The terror of their tyranny, however, is alleviated by their… — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
Usain Bolt won the gold for the men's 100- and 200-meter dashes for the second Olympics in a row. You know, he… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments… — Jim Harrison Copy Share Image
A lot of people know Dad the musician. We've always known him as Dad - who could be corny, funny, serious at… — Cedella Marley Copy Share Image
