Funny Quote by Evan Bruso Download Open image “That awful moment when you open your chapstick and its a disaster under that cap.” — Evan Bruso ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Time
I have gotten tubes of Chapstick from every damn corner of the country. — Joe Kennedy III Copy Share Image
I have this prominent feature on my face - I don't know if you've noticed - but, well, they're my lips. They tend to… — Chloe Bridges Copy Share Image
If I see a chapstick that I've never tried, I have to buy it. And then once that door's been opened, I have to… — Anna Kendrick Copy Share Image
If I'm not on the red carpet or at a photo shoot, I never wear anything besides ChapStick. But I'll have a heart attack… — Kate Mara Copy Share Image
Every cap is my first, and every one is my last... that's the way I look at it. — Alun Wyn Jones Copy Share Image
Those moments when your trying to hide your face from someone in the store and you run into a pole /. — Patience Copy Share Image
That twitch you get right before you fall asleep and sometimes it scares the sh*t out of you — Evan Bruso Copy Share Image
Its too bad all these a holes hurt all you girls, now you don't trust anyone when the right guy might walk right by — Evan Bruso Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
