That twitch you get right before you fall asleep and sometimes it scares the sh*t out of you — Evan Bruso Sleep Copy Share Image
Its too bad all these a holes hurt all you girls, now you don't trust anyone when the right guy might walk… — Evan Bruso Girls Copy Share Image
That awful moment when you open your chapstick and its a disaster under that cap. — Evan Bruso Funny Copy Share Image
