Life's like your Ex-boyfriend it has it's up it has it's down but in the end you still finish it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook,, Everytime I add a girl you ask me Do you know her? . . . . . Is she your sister..??? :P — Santosh Roy Copy Share Image
There’s a tremendous power in using the least amount of information to get a point across. — Rick Rubin Copy Share Image
I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one. — Mae West Copy Share Image
The opportunity to experience yourself differently is always available. — Yongey Mingyur Rinpoche Copy Share Image
She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The author looms above his page and thinks it strange that at his age he cannot find the proper words to describe… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At home, he's a 100-percent softie; that's who he is. I just blew his cover. When Howard has a really stressful day… — Beth Ostrosky Stern Copy Share Image
Why am I researching if 1 antique gun should be excluded when my 'client' was caught with 3 other unregistered, newer guns? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“She had a knack for relieving the tension in a room by pretending my rudeness away with cooking. Many, many chickens had… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
It's kind of low brow, but the show 'Bob's Burgers' is hilarious, and being from the Midwest, I can kind of relate… — Gracie Gold Copy Share Image
“Skul-man!' he exclaimed as he rushed forward to shake his hand. 'Last I heard you were trapped on a dead world overrun… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
I love to swim. When I jump in the water, I feel like I'm 12 years old again. It's really funny how… — Summer Sanders Copy Share Image
