Give me a guitar and I'll play; give me a stage and I'll perform; give me an auditorium and I'll fill it. — Eric Clapton Copy Share Image
Today Rawr does not mean I love you in Dinosaur, Today It means Back the Hell up. — Iris Thomas Copy Share Image
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Affirm it, visualize it, believe it and it will actualize itself. — Norman Vincent Peale Copy Share Image
I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I think maybe one reason why ventriloquists are looked down on is because it's very difficult to be funny. I think what… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
British education is probably the best in the world, if you can survive it. If you can't there is nothing left for… — Peter Ustinov Copy Share Image
“My second thought was to fire a gunshot, but the last time I did that his security robots jumped me. It only… — John Zakour Copy Share Image
Girls, Don't worry if you're good looking or not, don't complain ifyou're fat or skinny, don't just focus on your physical appearance,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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“Called her a whore and attacked her walls, tearing down her posters and throwing her books everywhere. I found out because some… — Junot Díaz Copy Share Image
Being hungry and going to a fancy-gourmet restaurant is like being horny and going to a strip club. You are going to… — Brian Skynet Copy Share Image
Why is there such controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who'd be willing to test any drug they can… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
