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“Fuck you. I’m not a child.” … “No,” he says. “You’re not. So grow up.” “Oh, is it time for my maturity lesson from…

— Tyler King

“Wow, you know a lot of swear words," Sam commented at one point. "And here I thought I had a dirty mouth." "What can…

— Gemma Halliday

“Occasionally, Michael Jackson would titter to himself at an internal joke and raise his shoulders like a five-year-old girl who’d just said the word…

— Sam Harris

“You know,” he said, “P.S.S. Piss Camp.” “Yeah, I get it,” I said, “It’s just not funny.”

— Ripley Patton

“You think you’re a pretty funny guy, don’t you?” “Well, I don’t want to brag…” “You know what’s really funny?” Geryon asks, taking another…

— Dark Calling

“This isn’t fucking funny.” He’s glaring at me now, and my face sobers. “Trust me, I know.” I swallow. “You’re very sweary.” “You haven’t…

— Kristen Proby

“You know why doctors slap babies on the bottom when they're born? So the dicks fall off the smart ones." He laughed. "You know…

— Barbara Elsborg

“What’s so funny?” I asked, horrified, trying to think of an inconspicuous way to check my breath. “Of everything you’ve done, this is by…

— Kiera Cass

“Shithead Boss Man, eh? You know, Dylan, I really lucked out in the assistant department. The other partners in the firm have ended up…

— Lily Morton

“I had no idea he thought he was funny, tried to be funny, or actually is funny until he made me laugh so hard…

— Jarod Kintz

“Cold up there, huh?” Yeah, it kind of was. “Stupid down there, huh?” Seth’s brows flew up. “For one in such a precarious position,…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Jesus," I said. "That was bad." Seth looked startled—and then hurt. "Bad?" "No, not performance bad—more like dirty, wicked bad. The kind of stuff…

— Richelle Mead