Funny Quote by Rick Riordan

“I felt a bit silly giving this advice to a girl who regularly fought monsters with golden swords, but I had promised Bill Nye…

— Rick Riordan

“Good try, chief, but you are sparring with a master in her craft, and didn't we just discuss not provoking the beast? Geeze, try…

— Quinn Loftis

“They made a science out of people?" she said. "What a crazy science that must be." --"Mr. Z”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“I ended your experiment. Because you're not a scientist. You're a monster. I'm not leaving any of them at your mercy.”

— Rachel Caine

Why do we always fight?” she whispered. “You know why.” Yeah, she did. “It’s science.” “Combustible chemistry,” he agreed. “Dangerous.

— Jill Shalvis

“Everything about this is embarrassing" she said. "D'you know how embarrassing it is to mention good and evil in a scientific laboratory? Have you…

— Philip Pullman

“Weapons Lab. Holy words.”

— Veronica Roth

“We could argue in front of our lockers all dramatically," I said. "That's something I saw a lot at human high schools." He squeezed…

— Rachel Hawkins

“My mom's a mad scientist. It's a lot like being a regular scientist, except without worrying about legal or moral limitations, and it's a…

— Chelsea Campbell

“Afraid of a wooden sword?" "Just demonstrating my skills in evading an attack. Impressed?”

— Jennifer A. Nielsen

“And thinking never did anybody any good, no matter what your teachers and parents and the science-club freaks tell you.”

— Lauren Oliver

“The Professor shook his head. ‘On the contrary, my motives are most simple, to advance science and to combat evil.”

— Robert Rankin