Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Hope Wisdom
Not even a hand-stitched suit could hide a body gone ruinously to seed. I was tempted to offer some fashion advice, but I didn't… — Val McDermid Copy Share Image
Envy no man... His trousers may look good, but his boxers might be full of holes... — MO'zee Copy Share Image
I think that men's clothing should be functional. If there's a rip in his jeans, it should be because he was out working, not… — Samaire Armstrong Copy Share Image
There's something about that suit, he'll feel like, 'Whoa,' he'll feel like a different person, and that's what it's about. — Ginuwine Copy Share Image
The thinker is going to find a way to put clothes on his back. — Marlon Cortez Stanfield Copy Share Image
“But then your husband dies, and you think how you’d beg for the apocalypse of the torn pants. Because now it’s your life that… — Liz Fenton Copy Share Image
He seemed wild and dangerous and carefree--well, he would, would'nt he? What were motorcycles and black leather pants if not the uniform of a… — Marian Keyes Copy Share Image
“I only wear suits to funerals and I only cash checks when the bank is about to take the house. from "surely he's dead… — K.R. Albers Copy Share Image
I wonder how much of the rest of his clothes I could convince him to take off, then wonder where that thought came from.… — Claudia Gray Copy Share Image
“I was surprised he could do any amount of labor wearing the pants he had on. I don’t understand skinny jeans for men. Who… — C.J. Roberts Copy Share Image
Almost every labourer has his Sunday suit, very often really good clothes, sometimes glossy black, with the regulation 'chimney pot'. His unfortunate walk betrays… — Richard Jefferies Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t really explain why. — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
