Funny Quote by Tim Sylvia Download Open image “I'm the oldest I've ever been, right now.” — Tim Sylvia ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Inspirational Ridiculous Right now Sports
When I was 14, I was the oldest I ever was. I've been getting younger ever since. — Shirley Temple Copy Share Image
I feel like the oldest person in the world with the longest stretch of life before me. — Nella Larsen Copy Share Image
Today is the oldest you've ever been, and the youngest you'll ever be again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today your the oldest you've ever been and the youngest you'll ever be again. — Unkown Copy Share Image
My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
I'm the oldest, I have the most experience, and I'm the best looking [betwin brothers]. I've been told that on numerous occasions. — P. K. Subban Copy Share Image
I've had sex before with the belt on. That was back in the Ricco Rodriguez days. The night I won the belt I had… — Tim Sylvia Copy Share Image
If you can't hold your own, you're gonna get knocked out. You're bleeding all over the place. There are many, many nights that these… — Tim Sylvia Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image