Funny Quote by Steven Wright Download Open image “I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus.” — Steven Wright ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Lanes Lovers Mirrors Narcissus
I'm not a narcissist, I just like to spend most of the day infront of the mirror admiring God's gift to earth. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
They can romanticize us so, mirrors, and that is their secret: what a subtle torture it would be to destroy all the mirrors in… — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
I wish I was a mirror, that every rude thing done to me or every careless word I hear would just bounce back to… — Meow Opre Copy Share Image
Everybody thinks I am a narcissist. I am actually the opposite of that. — Louis van Gaal Copy Share Image
I like to think I'm not a narcissist, but truth be told, we all have those sides to our character. — Lisa O'Hare Copy Share Image
The world is so rife with narcissists that none of them take enough notice of me. — Eleanor Bron Copy Share Image
I wanted to show my friends the true wonder, beauty, in this life; so I brought a mirror... — Eric Nickel Copy Share Image
Because that's what narcissism is all about; looking in the mirror everyday and thinking 'Damn, I'd like to shag myself.' — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
I am like a mirror. Everything you see in me, is not me. Its just reflection of yours.. — Nikhil Surve Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
