Funny Quote by Ash Sweeney

“nothing had ever been invented or discovered that beat chocolate—”

— Dennis E. Taylor

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius.

— Matthew McConaughey

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription…

— Darynda Jones

I love dark chocolate. I'm also a peanut butter and chocolate fanatic. That's pretty much the greatest invention of the last century.

— Tom Lenk

It's like peanut butter and chocolate. Each is great, but they're better together.

— Richard Whitehead

Peanut butter is the greatest invention since Christianity,

— Diana Vreeland

There are moments in life that the white-chocolate Magnum ice cream was invented for, and this is one of them.

— Sophie Kinsella

“Chocolate is the great love of my life.” “That is either the saddest or smartest thing I’ve ever heard.” “Smartest.  Chocolate has never let…

— Genna Rulon

Let's face it. Chocolate is the world's most well-loved food.

— David Wolfe

There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who love chocolate, and communists. . .

— Leslie Moak Murray

The stubby French painter Toulouse-Lautrec supposedly invented chocolate mousse - I find that rather hard to believe, but there you have it.

— Alton Brown

“A wise man once said, 'Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.”

— Miranda Kenneally