That awkward moment when you finish a math problem and your answer isn't even one of the choices. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you’re taught you can't do anything you won't do anything, I was taught I could do everything — Kanye West Copy Share Image
If youre protective and tall and sweet and cute and smell good and give good hugs then I want to date you — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Shut the fuck up ur so annoying and you think your the shit lmao sit the fuck down — Me Copy Share Image
The sad moment when you return to your ordinary life after watching an awesome movie!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everything in your business can be outsourced... if you're not emotionally attached to doing it all. — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
I'm in favour of drug tests, just so long as they are multiple choice. — Kurt Rambis Copy Share Image
A writer’s life is in his work, and that is the place to find him. — Joyce Carol Oates Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're taking off your jeans in the changing room, and your underwear decides to come off too. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The place where I had freedom most was when I painted. I was completely and utterly myself. — Alice Neel Copy Share Image
“The first sign that Karma was now in cahoots with the Devil Incarnate to ruin her existance should've been before sunrise and… — Kelly Moran Copy Share Image
I never just slide through anything. I explore everything to the fullest, whether good or bad. — Jessica Lange Copy Share Image
The only time I talk to a woman when I'm naked is when she's on top of me or I'm on top… — Jack Morris Copy Share Image
I can only speak for myself, but you never set out to be funny. You just set out to play the scenes… — Jason Jones Copy Share Image
I wish those red, squiggly spellcheck lines would show up when some people talk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
