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Just deleting vandalism on the Chuck Norris page," Radar said. "For instance, while I do think that Chuck Norris specializes in the roundhouse kick,…

— John Green

“Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo went into hiding.”

— Rebecca Gober

I just didn't want to admit that he was dead.

— Lindy Boggs

Well, you know, Hubbard had a bunch of people sworn to commit suicide when he died. So of course he never officially died...

— Larry Wall

Chuck Norris has been known to throw a baseball 100 mph. I've been known to throw Chuck Norris 100 mph.

— Brian Wilson

“Boomer died of old age, but I'd figured out by now that death never makes sense, no matter how someone dies: murder, accident, old…

— Annie Hartnett

He was dead. He just didn't know it yet.

— Christine Feehan

He's so dumb he doesn't know he's alive.

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

Even little Herley, who couldn't have been more than eight, looked like he could go six rounds with Chuck Norris without breaking a sweat.

— Rick Riordan

What was that action? (Aimee) Chuck Norris meets Jet Li. (Dev)

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

If John Wayne were alive, he’d be rolling over in his grave!

— Ernest Borgnine

“To the DEW line Commander"You will be the first to die (if Russia launches) but I'd like for you to tell me when you…

— General Power