Chuck Quote by Ian Spector Download Open image ““Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he’s never cried.”” — Ian Spector ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cancer Bad Chuck Chuck norris Crying Medical treatment Norris Norris Tears
“I'm the Chuck Norris of Chuck Norris quotes, and I make love like Chuck Norris, only Chuckier.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“norris didn't cry, but he was apt to puke on them, the way he had puked on homer gamache that time he had found… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“A man's tears are the most humble and honest tears there are.” — Jacob Daniel Plunkett Copy Share Image
“I’m crying tears over the death of something that never even had the chance to live.” — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
“Shattered vertebrae and broken ribs heal, but they never cease crying out.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“He’s a scientist. He’s never cried. He flips through Googled image searches of burn victims while he touches himself.” — Christy Leigh Stewart Copy Share Image
“Stalone: "I heard another rumor that you were bitten by a king cobra." Chuck Norris: "Yeah. But after five days of agonizing pain, the… — Silvester Stalone Copy Share Image
My real first job was delivering newspapers with I was 15. I would ride my bike around and chuck papers at people's houses. The… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
If you don't participate, you're just taking up oxygen. (Bunny) Life is a banquet. Approach it with hunger. (Chuck) — Deb Caletti Copy Share Image
If a guy as good and decent with as much grace as Chuck Heston can stand up for an issue that I think is… — Tom Selleck Copy Share Image
If you're going to do Chuck Berry, you got to, you know, go all out, and the duck walk is just kind of you… — Mos Def Copy Share Image
Bill Prady and Chuck Lorre, the guys who run that show [Big Bang Theory], are really funny and really smart, and the cast is… — Brent Spiner Copy Share Image
Nature abhors a lot of things, including vacuums, ships called the Marie Celeste, and the chuck keys for electric drills. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
When I lace my shoes I can't stand when they are twisted and dirty. It just looks sloppy. Even if it's a new pair… — Mark McNairy Copy Share Image
Yes, and I’m sure the arena will be full of bags of flour for me to chuck at people. — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
Some of the best projects to ever come out of Atari or Chuck E. Cheese's were from high school dropouts, college dropouts. One guy… — Nolan Bushnell Copy Share Image
Rap game Julio Franco, Chuck Norris, Texas Ranger/ Ice on my fingers look like I slap-boxed a penguin. — Riff Raff Copy Share Image
Growing up, I never listened to English music. I was more into Motown, as well as early rock n' roll like Chuck Berry and… — Alex Winston Copy Share Image
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