Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Shea is a beast, Lucas, you know that. He is the Chuck Norris of baby-making and life; you don’t mess with Shea,” — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
“Darcy- "What's worse then a pissed of Chuck Norris?" Pheonix- "What?" Darcy- "A pissed off witch.” — Jennifer Lyon Copy Share Image
It would be like telling them that I'm going to meet Chuck Norris. And we all know that guy is UNTOUCHABLE — Justin Bieber Copy Share Image
If your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not Chuck Norris' tears, it's Jesus' blood. — Chuck Norris Copy Share Image
“The only reason why world war 2 happened was because Chuck Norris decided to take a nap.” — Lars Anderson Copy Share Image
Rap game Julio Franco, Chuck Norris, Texas Ranger/ Ice on my fingers look like I slap-boxed a penguin. — Riff Raff Copy Share Image
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life. — Jokes About Chuck Norris Copy Share Image
At a birthday party, Chuck Norris dared a kid to suck all the helium out of the balloons..Today, this kid is called… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If you look at pictures of the bodies of Muhammad Ali, Ray Robinson, or, for that matter, Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee,… — Tom Schreck Copy Share Image
I was trained by, at the time, the toughest man in the world. Not according to him, either. His name is 'Judo'… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
Some boy nuh know dis, dem only come around like tourist. On the beach with a few club sodas. Bedtime stories, and… — Damian Marley Copy Share Image
Look at the list of liberals who are active in politics, if not running. Barbra Streisand, Sean Penn, Warren Beatty, Springsteen, Spielberg...… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
It was weird working with all of them - Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Chuck Norris. There's a sequence in the movie where… — Scott Adkins Copy Share Image
“Twinkle the Destroyer wasn't alone, it seemed. There were more gnomes than I thought. Pip the Bringer of Pain, Chauncey the Devourer… — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake...After three days of pain and agony…the rattle snake died. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Like other guys my age, I liked Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee really was the original mixed martial artist. — Bruce Buffer Copy Share Image
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move. — Jokes About Chuck Norris Copy Share Image
“Stalone: "I heard another rumor that you were bitten by a king cobra." Chuck Norris: "Yeah. But after five days of agonizing… — Silvester Stalone Copy Share Image
Even little Herley, who couldn't have been more than eight, looked like he could go six rounds with Chuck Norris without breaking… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I am not Chuck Norris but I am an expert in killing my haters with my smile. — Young Siddiq Prince Copy Share Image
Chuck Norris has been known to throw a baseball 100 mph. I've been known to throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. — Brian Wilson Copy Share Image
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate the 4th of July. The 4th of July celebrates Chuck Norris. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris. — Brian Celio Copy Share Image
There are lots of things I really like besides girls. Like pizza. And pranking. And CHUCK NORRIS. — Justin Bieber Copy Share Image
Bruce Lee only played himself. Chuck Norris is a martial artist that does acting. I want to be an actor that does… — Leo Howard Copy Share Image
