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“At a birthday party, Chuck Norris dared a kid to…” quote by Anonymous — Download Open image

“At a birthday party, Chuck Norris dared a kid to suck all the helium out of the balloons..Today, this kid is called Justin Bieber................NOTICE: To all justin bieber fans, I didn't mean it in an offensive way, I just thought it was funny. Sorry.”

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And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back

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Im sorry I ever tried...

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Let children support their parents or be imprisoned.

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The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much.

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