Chuck norris Quote by Anonymous

“Stalone: "I heard another rumor that you were bitten by a king cobra." Chuck Norris: "Yeah. But after five days of agonizing pain, the…

— Silvester Stalone

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

— Anonymous

“Chuck Norris would totally hit that.”

— Ian Spector

Just deleting vandalism on the Chuck Norris page," Radar said. "For instance, while I do think that Chuck Norris specializes in the roundhouse kick,…

— John Green

Coach Hedge came pounding up the stairs with Hazel at his hooves. “Where are they?” he demanded. “Who do I kill?” “No killing!” Annabeth…

— Rick Riordan

Thank you, Chuck Norris. -Peter LaFleur

— Dodgeball

I was trained by, at the time, the toughest man in the world. Not according to him, either. His name is 'Judo' Gene Lebell,…

— Roddy Piper

Brock Lesnar, he did a pretty darn good job. He was a WWE star. He came to the UFC and won the UFC belt.

— Benson Henderson

Even little Herley, who couldn't have been more than eight, looked like he could go six rounds with Chuck Norris without breaking a sweat.

— Rick Riordan

“Once he got bitten, and they all wept bitterly, expecting to see a spectacular death-agony; but he just went off into the bush and…

— Anonymous

What was that action? (Aimee) Chuck Norris meets Jet Li. (Dev)

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

Chuck Norris has been known to throw a baseball 100 mph. I've been known to throw Chuck Norris 100 mph.

— Brian Wilson