Chuck norris Quote by Silvester Stalone

What was that action? (Aimee) Chuck Norris meets Jet Li. (Dev)

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

Rap game Julio Franco, Chuck Norris, Texas Ranger/ Ice on my fingers look like I slap-boxed a penguin.

— Riff Raff

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.

— Jokes About Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

— Jokes About Chuck Norris

“Shea is a beast, Lucas, you know that. He is the Chuck Norris of baby-making and life; you don’t mess with Shea,”

— Toni Aleo

Look at the list of liberals who are active in politics, if not running. Barbra Streisand, Sean Penn, Warren Beatty, Springsteen, Spielberg... And then…

— Bill Maher

Taylor gang or have a fight with chuck norris

— Anonymous

At a birthday party, Chuck Norris dared a kid to suck all the helium out of the balloons..Today, this kid is called Justin Bieber……NOTICE:…

— Anonymous

“No One Fucks With Chuck Norris”

— Oliver Oliver Reed

“If you look at pictures of the bodies of Muhammad Ali, Ray Robinson, or, for that matter, Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee, you'll see…

— Tom Schreck

“I'm the Chuck Norris of Chuck Norris quotes, and I make love like Chuck Norris, only Chuckier.”

— Jarod Kintz

Betty White is like the female Chuck Norris. She will never die.

— Shelby Rowe