Chuck norris Quote by Jokes About Chuck Norris Download Open image “Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.” — Jokes About Chuck Norris ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Chuck norris Jokes Life Signs of life
When we get there, if we don't find any life on Mars, from that point on there will be life on Mars because we'll… — Buzz Aldrin Copy Share Image
Before we go there and set up greenhouses, dance clubs, and falafel stands, let's make sure that, in some subtle form that could be… — David Grinspoon Copy Share Image
If there was an observer on Mars, they would probably be amazed that we have survived this long. — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
Are there Martians out there? I haven't got a clue. Is there life out there? I have no idea. — Gordon Strachan Copy Share Image
NASA scientists have discovered a new form of life, unfortunately, it won't date them either. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Of course, it's a dream to go to Mars. I want to find out whether there was life there or not. And if there… — Valentina Tereshkova Copy Share Image
Once we get beyond Mars, which formed from the same stuff as Earth, the likelihood that life is similar to what we find on… — John M. Grunsfeld Copy Share Image
If there is life, then I believe we should do nothing to disturb that life. Mars then, belongs to the Martians, even if they… — Carl Sagan Copy Share Image
The question is not so much whether there is life on Mars as whether it will continue to be possible to live on Earth — Immanuel Kant Copy Share Image
Discovering traces of life on Mars would be of tremendous scientific significance: The first time that any signs of extraterrestrial life had ever been… — Nick Bostrom Copy Share Image
Although you may not stumble across a Martian in the garden, you might stumble across yourself. The day that happens, you'll probably also scream… — Jostein Gaarder Copy Share Image
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move. — Jokes About Chuck Norris Copy Share Image
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. — Jokes About Chuck Norris Copy Share Image
Rap game Julio Franco, Chuck Norris, Texas Ranger/ Ice on my fingers look like I slap-boxed a penguin. — Riff Raff Copy Share Image
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move. — Jokes About Chuck Norris Copy Share Image
“Shea is a beast, Lucas, you know that. He is the Chuck Norris of baby-making and life; you don’t mess with Shea,” — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
Look at the list of liberals who are active in politics, if not running. Barbra Streisand, Sean Penn, Warren Beatty, Springsteen, Spielberg... And then… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
At a birthday party, Chuck Norris dared a kid to suck all the helium out of the balloons..Today, this kid is called Justin Bieber……NOTICE:… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If you look at pictures of the bodies of Muhammad Ali, Ray Robinson, or, for that matter, Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee, you'll see… — Tom Schreck Copy Share Image
“I'm the Chuck Norris of Chuck Norris quotes, and I make love like Chuck Norris, only Chuckier.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Even little Herley, who couldn't have been more than eight, looked like he could go six rounds with Chuck Norris without breaking a sweat. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
