Chuck norris Quote by Oliver Oliver Reed Download Open image ““No One Fucks With Chuck Norris”” — Oliver Oliver Reed ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Chuck norris
“I'm the Chuck Norris of Chuck Norris quotes, and I make love like Chuck Norris, only Chuckier.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Coach Hedge came pounding up the stairs with Hazel at his hooves. “Where are they?” he demanded. “Who do I kill?” “No killing!” Annabeth… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Shea is a beast, Lucas, you know that. He is the Chuck Norris of baby-making and life; you don’t mess with Shea,” — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
“I have a question.” Stark looked to me. “Can you kick Chuck Norris’s ass?” Luke Stark smiled, white and lazy. My heart thumped. “I… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“Stalone: "I heard another rumor that you were bitten by a king cobra." Chuck Norris: "Yeah. But after five days of agonizing pain, the… — Silvester Stalone Copy Share Image
Rap game Julio Franco, Chuck Norris, Texas Ranger/ Ice on my fingers look like I slap-boxed a penguin. — Riff Raff Copy Share Image
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move. — Jokes About Chuck Norris Copy Share Image
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life. — Jokes About Chuck Norris Copy Share Image
“Shea is a beast, Lucas, you know that. He is the Chuck Norris of baby-making and life; you don’t mess with Shea,” — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
Look at the list of liberals who are active in politics, if not running. Barbra Streisand, Sean Penn, Warren Beatty, Springsteen, Spielberg... And then… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
At a birthday party, Chuck Norris dared a kid to suck all the helium out of the balloons..Today, this kid is called Justin Bieber................NOTICE:… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If you look at pictures of the bodies of Muhammad Ali, Ray Robinson, or, for that matter, Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee, you'll see… — Tom Schreck Copy Share Image
“I'm the Chuck Norris of Chuck Norris quotes, and I make love like Chuck Norris, only Chuckier.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Even little Herley, who couldn't have been more than eight, looked like he could go six rounds with Chuck Norris without breaking a sweat. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
