“Twinkle the Destroyer wasn't alone, it seemed. There were more gnomes than I thought. Pip the Bringer of Pain, Chauncey the Devourer of Souls, Cuddly the Inexplicable, Gnoman Polanski, Pith the Bitey, Gnome ChompSky, Gnomie Malone, Chuck the Norriser- the… — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“Ramon looked closely at the little guy as he ate. "Maybe he's Jewish. I mean, if Sammy Davis Jr. could convert to Judaism, why… — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“You couldn’t really tell people you weren’t out performing your civic duties because you were too busy raising the dead.” — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“Even if Douglas was trying to sacrifice me and harvest my creepy powers at the time, I feel like killing people for doing awful… — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“And someone, somewhere, was having an even worse time of it than me. I tried to keep that in mind. No matter how crappy… — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“Begin at the beginning," I said, "and go on till you come to the end. Then stop.” — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“The cats, being cats, ignored her in that complete way only cats seem to be able to manage, and continued to drag her soul… — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“I know you're frustrated, Sam, but the reality is you're in a world now where the majority of the people you run into will… — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“I had an affinity for pandas. Something about clumsy vegetarians struck a chord with me.” — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“Sylvie-trin 5000: He was the Zelda to my Link, but that doesn't mean biker boy couldn't be the Princess Peach to my Mario. I… — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“Most people felt lost after high school. Sometimes I felt like I'd never really been found in the first place.” — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“You want waffles?” I tried to keep the skepticism from my voice. “No firstborn or a pot of gold?” “I’m not a leprechaun, Sam.… — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“There’d been some nights when my fat ass had saved my ass (ba-dum-tsh).” — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
