Chuck norris Quote by Lars Anderson

“Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo went into hiding.”

— Rebecca Gober

“Chuck Norris would totally hit that.”

— Ian Spector

Thank you, Chuck Norris. -Peter LaFleur

— Dodgeball

“Jim knew that he was awake and asleep at the same time, dreaming of the war and yet dreamed of by the war.”

— J.G. Ballard

Coach Hedge came pounding up the stairs with Hazel at his hooves. “Where are they?” he demanded. “Who do I kill?” “No killing!” Annabeth…

— Rick Riordan

“I have a question.” Stark looked to me. “Can you kick Chuck Norris’s ass?” Luke Stark smiled, white and lazy. My heart thumped. “I…

— Kristen Ashley

“Stalone: "I heard another rumor that you were bitten by a king cobra." Chuck Norris: "Yeah. But after five days of agonizing pain, the…

— Silvester Stalone

“He was taking advantage of the brief lull in the battle to take a little nap, for do not all men, even heroes, need…

— Günter Grass

“Lovely morning, World War Two.”

— Thomas Pynchon

“He felt that taking naps was much more beneficial than confronting catastrophes.”

— Yukio Mishima

“And so there was no single cause for war, but it happened simply because it had to happen”

— Leo Tolstoy

“World War Two had certainly made everyone very tough.”

— Kurt Vonnegut Jr