Chuck norris Quote by Rebecca Gober Download Open image ““Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo went into hiding.”” — Rebecca Gober ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Chuck norris
“I'm the Chuck Norris of Chuck Norris quotes, and I make love like Chuck Norris, only Chuckier.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“...and no other attempt made at secrecy than Mrs. Norris's talking of it everywhere as a matter not to be talked of at present.” — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
Coach Hedge came pounding up the stairs with Hazel at his hooves. “Where are they?” he demanded. “Who do I kill?” “No killing!” Annabeth… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Lily asked Calvin to play dolls with her. He reluctantly joined her on the floor, but it soon became Chuck Norris meets Joy doll… — Shelly Crane Copy Share Image
“Here we are sitting at the Waldorf in a conference room... and in comes someone with long hair and wearing an outfit dripping leather.… — Michael Davis Copy Share Image
“Monsters were in the eye of the beholder. And no one wanted to discover their hero was the true villain of the story.” — Kerri Maniscalco Copy Share Image
“It's hard for a masked man to hide behind a mask when he isn't wearing one.” — Lionel Suggs Copy Share Image
“Reilly's closet looked like Marilyn Manson's. Assuming he'd been reborn as an accountant.” — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
“I have a question.” Stark looked to me. “Can you kick Chuck Norris’s ass?” Luke Stark smiled, white and lazy. My heart thumped. “I… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“Emma, if I had to march an eternity in slavery it would be worth it knowing that you are safe. They can bind my… — Rebecca Gober Copy Share Image
“Josiah became King of Judah at the age of eight. Joan of Arc led the French Army at nineteen. King Tut led all of… — Rebecca Gober Copy Share Image
“I honestly wish I could believe that things will end perfectly with one big bright happy ending. But these last few days have taught… — Rebecca Gober Copy Share Image
“If I have to dangle myself in the water like a freaking minnow, I will. Those people don't deserve this type of treatment. ~Willow… — Rebecca Gober Copy Share Image
“I honestly don't think you do, at least not completely. Look, you will always hold a special place in my heart, but I can’t… — Rebecca Gober Copy Share Image
“No matter how hard you try, you will never be able to carry the world. So you need to get it off your shoulders… — Rebecca Gober Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I guess it just feels better to know that you have someone to help you when you can’t even help yourself. ~ Willow… — Rebecca Gober Copy Share Image
Rap game Julio Franco, Chuck Norris, Texas Ranger/ Ice on my fingers look like I slap-boxed a penguin. — Riff Raff Copy Share Image
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move. — Jokes About Chuck Norris Copy Share Image
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life. — Jokes About Chuck Norris Copy Share Image
“Shea is a beast, Lucas, you know that. He is the Chuck Norris of baby-making and life; you don’t mess with Shea,” — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
Look at the list of liberals who are active in politics, if not running. Barbra Streisand, Sean Penn, Warren Beatty, Springsteen, Spielberg... And then… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
At a birthday party, Chuck Norris dared a kid to suck all the helium out of the balloons..Today, this kid is called Justin Bieber................NOTICE:… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If you look at pictures of the bodies of Muhammad Ali, Ray Robinson, or, for that matter, Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee, you'll see… — Tom Schreck Copy Share Image
“I'm the Chuck Norris of Chuck Norris quotes, and I make love like Chuck Norris, only Chuckier.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
