Chuck norris Quote by Tom Arnold Download Open image “Chuck Norris counted to infinity...twice.” — Tom Arnold ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Chuck norris
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Even little Herley, who couldn't have been more than eight, looked like he could go six rounds with Chuck Norris without breaking a sweat. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Chuck Norris has been known to throw a baseball 100 mph. I've been known to throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. — Brian Wilson Copy Share Image
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke.. ..that truck is now known as Optimus Prime. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just deleting vandalism on the Chuck Norris page," Radar said. "For instance, while I do think that Chuck Norris specializes in the roundhouse kick,… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Stalone: "I heard another rumor that you were bitten by a king cobra." Chuck Norris: "Yeah. But after five days of agonizing pain, the… — Silvester Stalone Copy Share Image
Two is not a winner, and three nobody remembers. What does it take to be number one? — Nelly Copy Share Image
If you want to make a substantial reduction in your carbon footprint, doing it on your own is virtually impossible, especially if you're driving… — Tom Arnold Copy Share Image
The nature of show business is people within the business feel that if someone else fails, they move up a notch. — Tom Arnold Copy Share Image
There probably isnt anything I wouldnt do. Ive probably done just about everything. — Tom Arnold Copy Share Image
To the extent that movies get released, they are generally not big box-office generators. Hollywood is clearly focusing on their holiday releases coming up… — Tom Arnold Copy Share Image
The misconception about Hollywood is that it's a crazy drug and alcohol fueled place. It can be but there's also a huge sober community. — Tom Arnold Copy Share Image
Kids, it was the summer of 2012 and your Aunt Robin was in this movie called The Avengers. — Tom Arnold Copy Share Image
My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more. — Tom Arnold Copy Share Image
It's pretty lonely and sad to be single. Every night was the same for me, I'd go home and curl up in bed with… — Tom Arnold Copy Share Image
Hey, Warren, the Raiders signed you to a seven-year deal. I guess Bill Callahan was right - they are the dumbest team in America. — Tom Arnold Copy Share Image
Weve gotten Christian Bale, who IS Batman like no other actor was before... — Tom Arnold Copy Share Image
Rap game Julio Franco, Chuck Norris, Texas Ranger/ Ice on my fingers look like I slap-boxed a penguin. — Riff Raff Copy Share Image
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move. — Jokes About Chuck Norris Copy Share Image
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life. — Jokes About Chuck Norris Copy Share Image
“Shea is a beast, Lucas, you know that. He is the Chuck Norris of baby-making and life; you don’t mess with Shea,” — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
Look at the list of liberals who are active in politics, if not running. Barbra Streisand, Sean Penn, Warren Beatty, Springsteen, Spielberg... And then… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
At a birthday party, Chuck Norris dared a kid to suck all the helium out of the balloons..Today, this kid is called Justin Bieber................NOTICE:… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If you look at pictures of the bodies of Muhammad Ali, Ray Robinson, or, for that matter, Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee, you'll see… — Tom Schreck Copy Share Image
“I'm the Chuck Norris of Chuck Norris quotes, and I make love like Chuck Norris, only Chuckier.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
