Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When Chuck Norris stands in front of a mirror it shatters because the mirror knows never to stand between CHUCK NORRIS and… — Justin Bieber Copy Share Image
“Darcy- "What's worse then a pissed of Chuck Norris?" Pheonix- "What?" Darcy- "A pissed off witch.” — Jennifer Lyon Copy Share Image
“Twinkle the Destroyer wasn't alone, it seemed. There were more gnomes than I thought. Pip the Bringer of Pain, Chauncey the Devourer… — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
I am not Chuck Norris but I am an expert in killing my haters with my smile. — Young Siddiq Prince Copy Share Image
“I had a dream I took the form of Chuck Norris and kicked your ass. Then I impregnated you from across the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I had a few good professors in my painting and drawing classes, but all my graphic design classes tried to teach us… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate the 4th of July. The 4th of July celebrates Chuck Norris. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris. — Brian Celio Copy Share Image
As a Middle Eastern male, when you're in a Chuck Norris movie of the week, you know you're going to die. — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
Coach Hedge came pounding up the stairs with Hazel at his hooves. “Where are they?” he demanded. “Who do I kill?” “No… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Bruce Lee only played himself. Chuck Norris is a martial artist that does acting. I want to be an actor that does… — Leo Howard Copy Share Image
Chuck Norris has been known to throw a baseball 100 mph. I've been known to throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. — Brian Wilson Copy Share Image
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. — Jokes About Chuck Norris Copy Share Image
Bring It On, ..nobody in the world could handle me in a fight. Including Chuck Norris. — Bone Crusher Copy Share Image
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke.. ..that truck is now known as Optimus Prime. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I have a question.” Stark looked to me. “Can you kick Chuck Norris’s ass?” Luke Stark smiled, white and lazy. My heart… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
When I was 8, I thought I was Harrison Ford, Gene Wilder, Richard Pryor, Elvis, and Chuck Norris all at once. — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
As I travel the world, it seems that younger people identify me merely with some of the folklore in the 'Chuck Norris… — Chuck Norris Copy Share Image
