Bring It On, ..nobody in the world could handle me in a fight. Including Chuck Norris. — Bone Crusher Copy Share Image
When I was 8, I thought I was Harrison Ford, Gene Wilder, Richard Pryor, Elvis, and Chuck Norris all at once. — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
Daylight Savings Time occurs because Chuck Norris hits snooze on his alarm clock. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I have a question.” Stark looked to me. “Can you kick Chuck Norris’s ass?” Luke Stark smiled, white and lazy. My heart… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
I looked up to action heroes such as Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, and Jean-Claude van Damme because I liked the attitude and… — Urijah Faber Copy Share Image
When Chuck Norris stands in front of a mirror it shatters because the mirror knows never to stand between CHUCK NORRIS and… — Justin Bieber Copy Share Image
Coach Hedge came pounding up the stairs with Hazel at his hooves. “Where are they?” he demanded. “Who do I kill?” “No… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
As I travel the world, it seems that younger people identify me merely with some of the folklore in the 'Chuck Norris… — Chuck Norris Copy Share Image
Just deleting vandalism on the Chuck Norris page," Radar said. "For instance, while I do think that Chuck Norris specializes in the… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Lily asked Calvin to play dolls with her. He reluctantly joined her on the floor, but it soon became Chuck Norris meets… — Shelly Crane Copy Share Image
“I had a few good professors in my painting and drawing classes, but all my graphic design classes tried to teach us… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. — Jokes About Chuck Norris Copy Share Image
“I'm the Chuck Norris of Chuck Norris quotes, and I make love like Chuck Norris, only Chuckier.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke.. ..that truck is now known as Optimus Prime. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As a Middle Eastern male, when you're in a Chuck Norris movie of the week, you know you're going to die. — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
“I had a dream I took the form of Chuck Norris and kicked your ass. Then I impregnated you from across the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
